they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
I have million dollar taste with a dollar store budget
*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*